Triple Threat

by Guest 2015-01-23, 11:20

The camera comes up backstage on Cael Wheeler holding his briefcase. He turns to the camera.

Wheeler: Welcome, friends, to New York City. I am here as the representative of my friend and business associate, Stewart D. Coleman. And now...live from New York...it's Sa...

S. D. Coleman pops into the picture, to the cheers of the crowd, and interrupts him.

Coleman: Great intro, there, but hold on. You want to get sued? I don't need for you to steal anyone's catchphrases! I've got my own! But at last, at long last, S. D. Coleman has returned to the Big Apple, New York City! It's been a while, but some things never change.

Wheeler: That's right. The Jets still suck.

The New York crowd is divided on this.

Coleman: True. But right now, I've got bigger fish to fry. Namely, my match. Hey, I've got a win streak going! Now, I understand that you've booked me in a match with Ronnie Steeler, and...

Wheeler: There's been a small change of plans on that. It's not just the two of you.

Coleman: So, it's going to be a tag team match, then? That's fine, I can work with anyone on the roster.

Wheeler: No, it's not a tag match. It's actually a triple threat.

Coleman: A triple threat? Three competitors? A match that I can lose without even being pinned? What were you THINKING?

Wheeler: I was thinking that I know, and your fans know, that you can hang with any opponent, in any situation. We all know it, and we want to see you go out there and prove it! Aren't you one of the BEST in the WORLD? Are you in?

This gets through, and the arena is cheering the idea now.

Coleman: Am I in? Of course I'm in!

The fans erupt into cheers.

Coleman: And I'm going to do what I always do. I'm going to put both of my opponents through a world of pain!

Wheeler: Your opponents are Flawless and Ronnie Steeler.

Coleman: I've seen them in action. They are both tough competitors, and I respect their abilities. However, tonight, there will be no Flawless Victory, and Ronnie will not be able to steal a win. Let them fight each other, let them tear each other apart. I will be there, and when the time comes, I will be the last man standing, and I will get the pin! It's time.

The arena is cheering as the camera fades out.

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A/N: Hope this works. If anyone would like to build on this, feel free. Also, apologies to fans of the New York Jets (no offense was meant).